butasparrow:

touchmypopsicle:

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

the second one was kind of unexpected

but no one is disagreeing 

  • Someone: I don't like that music.
  • Fans of metal, rock, etc.: That's okay, everyone has an opinion.
  • Directioners, Beliebers and Nicki Minaj fans: GO KILL YOURSELF. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF THEM.

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

there are 7,000,000,000 people on the planet and if they all farted at the same time it would literally cause an earthquake, there is no way to disprove this

(Source: lilbfan)

t0xic-kids:

we interrupt your ranting and hipster pictures to bring you a seductive banana.
awklicious:

YAY ITS BACK ON MY DASH 

Seven Fridays until Christmas

 

(Source: osointricate)